sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow

ellie goulding needs to chill